Even More Lazy Housewives: With Prozac!

I remember reaching a point in my Junior year of high school where so many of my assignments were either missing or late that I just gave up. You know that kid where everyone’s always like, “Wow, you’re so smart, you could really go places if you would just focus and have some discipline?” That…

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More Lazy Housewives–Screaming Toddler Edition

“I think it’s important to distinguish between a housewife/husband and a parent. It’s possible to be a lazy, neglectful parent, no doubt. But, for most SAHPs, if the cooking, housework, bill paying, maintenance, or whatever, is lagging it’s probably due to childcare.”1 Unless you’ve stayed at home with children, it’s easy not to understand how…

Grabbed this from Adventures of a Fab Brunette. You should read the post--it's great!

More Lazy Housewives

(The original Lazy Housewives post can be found here.) I just Googled “lazy housewife.” Yes, I knew that typing in a search term like that was hardly going to bring up balanced commentary. I am all too familiar with the wisdom of Le Internet Culture when it comes to the ladies. As I expected, there…

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Lazy Housewives (part 1)

Las Vegas summers are serious business. The cicadas know it. The air shimmers with heat, playground equipment becomes too hot to touch, tourists and residents barricade themselves indoors with the AC cranked up. And always, from every tree, the cicada’s electric buzz. Sunset layers the sky in purples, reds, and blues, and you can still…

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There’s Nothing Wrong With My Hair!

Ask me to describe my hair, and here’s what you get: red poofy frizzy wavy hard to manage Ask a random person on the street to describe it, and you’ll hear something like this: “Ohmygosh your hair is gorgeous!” “Is that your natural color?” “Oooh…shiny!” Once a guy back in high school whispered in my…

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Beetle Basics #6: Prioritize

It is not possible to finish all the neat things we could put on our to-do list every morning. Believe me, I’ve tried. I’ve ended up knee-deep in baked goods for school functions with icing splattered on the walls and nothing planned for dinner on more than one occasion. However, it is entirely possible to…